The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11260. | Jason (qiulefanboy) | 98.09 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 11261. | Typing (drained_typist) | 98.09 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11262. | sujsh (sujsh) | 98.09 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 11263. | Norbert (5000wpm) | 98.09 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 11264. | Christian (nivelheim) | 98.08 | 96% | 2012-09-30 |
| 11265. | Daniel (zenity) | 98.08 | 99% | 2014-05-08 |
| 11266. | kiridane (kiridane) | 98.08 | 99% | 2020-07-21 |
| 11267. | Typinator (candymn3) | 98.08 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11268. | Koos1 (koos_sr) | 98.08 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 11269. | Creamy (creamy_cheeze) | 98.08 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 11270. | Makoto (zentexsm08) | 98.08 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11271. | SFJ (sergioferrazjr) | 98.08 | 99% | 2017-09-18 |
| 11272. | Ted on Norman (norted) | 98.08 | 98% | 2014-02-23 |
| 11273. | Nicole (nicole813) | 98.08 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 11274. | iep (iebeaux) | 98.07 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 11275. | nak0z (nak0z) | 98.07 | 93% | 2012-04-05 |
| 11276. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 98.06 | 95% | 2016-03-13 |
| 11277. | Adam (adman1986) | 98.06 | 99% | 2020-02-09 |
| 11278. | David (styrofoamboots1) | 98.06 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11279. | Chris (computergeek99) | 98.06 | 99% | 2015-09-17 |
| 11280. | Romi (romino) | 98.06 | 99% | 2022-04-20 |
| 11281. | Noémi (noemi05) | 98.05 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 11282. | Philip (phlipster) | 98.04 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
| 11283. | jserv23 (jserv23) | 98.04 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11284. | Cherry (oogalong) | 98.04 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 11285. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 98.04 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 11286. | corey (coreysuter) | 98.04 | 100% | 2011-08-05 |
| 11287. | joey (r00sh) | 98.04 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 11288. | Michael (miketron) | 98.04 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 11289. | Jessica (jess_please) | 98.04 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |