I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1744. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1745. | nunya (daintyfawn) | 93.31 | 97.1% | 2024-07-11 |
| 1746. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.29 | 96.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1747. | SLSL (slslz) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 1748. | nifster (nify) | 93.26 | 96.7% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1749. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 93.23 | 96.5% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1750. | lucktale (lucktale) | 93.23 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1751. | 6ymaxep (6ymaxep) | 93.20 | 98% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1752. | Beeveen (vinean) | 93.19 | 97.5% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1753. | Lebron James (yjiang01) | 93.18 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 1754. | brianhz (brianhz) | 93.17 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1755. | austin (0x13ba) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 1756. | Ree0203 (ree0203) | 93.15 | 96% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1757. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 93.15 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1758. | Pla (hello312) | 93.14 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1759. | WhoKnows (endless_typer) | 93.12 | 98% | 2026-04-13 |
| 1760. | Matt Murdock (computer_scie... | 93.10 | 98% | 2026-01-12 |
| 1761. | Rex (krellsta) | 93.10 | 96.3% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1762. | rc (rc1225) | 93.09 | 95.9% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1763. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 93.07 | 97.6% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1764. | Eddie (k9_unit__) | 93.03 | 95.1% | 2024-07-26 |
| 1765. | ★✮˙Communism⋆ (tahsa... | 93.01 | 97.8% | 2025-02-18 |
| 1766. | Syclone (syclone7) | 93.01 | 97.5% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1767. | Meeks (eekms) | 93.01 | 96.8% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1768. | shark (sharkhead2) | 92.98 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 1769. | sytzez (sytzez) | 92.98 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1770. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 92.96 | 97.1% | 2024-08-11 |
| 1771. | Dominick Angellotti (domang... | 92.89 | 98.6% | 2024-08-28 |
| 1772. | Elian (elianthegreat123) | 92.88 | 96% | 2026-04-07 |
| 1773. | Mark Joseph C. Awok (markjo... | 92.88 | 97% | 2024-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |