Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2217. | Rolling Thunder (barkingside) | 99.61 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 2218. | Braden (beeshiz) | 99.58 | 98% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2219. | howdoitellherilovehersomuch... | 99.57 | 98% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2220. | Kraumer (kraumer) | 99.56 | 98% | 2025-01-27 |
| 2221. | Morp (8211morp) | 99.54 | 96.3% | 2024-08-25 |
| 2222. | a (bobbobdob) | 99.54 | 97.7% | 2023-08-10 |
| 2223. | vincent ling (1vince) | 99.53 | 97.8% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2224. | BOBJOETIMPETE (bobjoetimpete) | 99.52 | 97.4% | 2024-05-31 |
| 2225. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 99.52 | 97.3% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2226. | mechacafe (mechacafe) | 99.52 | 98% | 2025-09-19 |
| 2227. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 99.50 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 2228. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 99.49 | 97.1% | 2025-01-29 |
| 2229. | thea p (theap) | 99.47 | 97.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2230. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 99.47 | 99.1% | 2024-09-23 |
| 2231. | MyPhoneDied (deadphone) | 99.47 | 98% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2232. | peter (earthisround) | 99.47 | 98% | 2025-09-12 |
| 2233. | Matt Murdock (computer_scie... | 99.46 | 98% | 2025-02-09 |
| 2234. | ed (ednoquit) | 99.46 | 96.7% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2235. | mike (slowtype33) | 99.46 | 95% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2236. | Richard (dicklash) | 99.46 | 98.9% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2237. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 99.45 | 97.5% | 2023-12-12 |
| 2238. | Robert (nforcer) | 99.44 | 98.2% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2239. | budjetti (budgettypo) | 99.43 | 97.9% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2240. | you (gotten) | 99.41 | 97.8% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2241. | Jack (jr9810) | 99.41 | 97.9% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2242. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 99.41 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 2243. | Cube (cubedefender) | 99.40 | 98% | 2024-10-26 |
| 2244. | 6ymaxep (6ymaxep) | 99.39 | 98.9% | 2024-09-17 |
| 2245. | Sam (jet993) | 99.38 | 96.7% | 2024-07-04 |
| 2246. | Ally (2_ally_) | 99.36 | 97.3% | 2024-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |