Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3580. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 69.63 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 3581. | bondservant (arenza) | 69.61 | 95% | 2020-03-12 |
| 3582. | Cottage (pefor) | 69.60 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3583. | Boris (boris107) | 69.60 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| 3584. | Serguk (serguk) | 69.59 | 99% | 2019-08-08 |
| 3585. | Fionalee (fionalee) | 69.59 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 3586. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 69.56 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3587. | Tharun (tak_66637) | 69.53 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3588. | farzan (farzanhges) | 69.53 | 95% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3589. | Martín (albugineo) | 69.52 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3590. | Weston (wwalker1) | 69.51 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 3591. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3592. | ASIONG (ucoksiregar) | 69.50 | 96% | 2019-07-14 |
| 3593. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 69.50 | 95% | 2020-04-26 |
| 3594. | mky (omkyo) | 69.50 | 94% | 2019-03-03 |
| 3595. | clown (chuanzzz) | 69.49 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3596. | Francis (completelyclueless) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 3597. | Daniel (wakamesoupxd) | 69.46 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 3598. | tiglas (tiglas) | 69.45 | 98% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3599. | Theodore (chameleon214) | 69.43 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3600. | arturferdi (artur_fd62) | 69.43 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 3601. | ben (benpr99) | 69.43 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 3602. | Turtle (stevetheturtle) | 69.42 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3603. | Dener (uchiha__sasuke) | 69.41 | 96% | 2018-06-25 |
| 3604. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 69.40 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 3605. | Moon (aquacharles) | 69.39 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3606. | Mazen (faster_than_a_bullet) | 69.38 | 94% | 2019-05-19 |
| 3607. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 69.37 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 3608. | Endku (endku) | 69.37 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3609. | (shaun022) | 69.37 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |