Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11684. | Pocketboy. (pocketboy) | 71.56 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 11685. | Rendy (xanzs) | 71.56 | 94% | 2020-06-28 |
| 11686. | Ellie (daphne2) | 71.56 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 11687. | nipple (blackmokeys) | 71.55 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 11688. | Alex (bobaalex) | 71.55 | 95% | 2022-02-01 |
| 11689. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 71.55 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 11690. | data2004 (datunda123) | 71.55 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 11691. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 71.54 | 95.2% | 2025-01-19 |
| 11692. | Mo (mocook2) | 71.54 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 11693. | Daniel (danielnmr) | 71.54 | 95% | 2019-12-09 |
| 11694. | fah (fah22) | 71.54 | 96% | 2017-10-11 |
| 11695. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 71.53 | 95.7% | 2023-07-05 |
| 11696. | Winston (winnyzzzz) | 71.53 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11697. | szk3y (szk3y) | 71.53 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 11698. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 71.53 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 11699. | Adnan (adnan11) | 71.53 | 96% | 2017-03-08 |
| 11700. | Mike (rodman456) | 71.52 | 93.8% | 2024-01-22 |
| 11701. | Francis (completelyclueless) | 71.52 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 11702. | いつき (huywee) | 71.52 | 94% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11703. | ABCD (x007) | 71.52 | 99% | 2019-02-25 |
| 11704. | dukka (dukka_) | 71.51 | 95% | 2019-05-11 |
| 11705. | Casper (asymmetry) | 71.51 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 11706. | Kenny (icemannx916) | 71.51 | 94% | 2021-12-13 |
| 11707. | rubiksuber008 (rubikscuber008) | 71.51 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11708. | anthony (freesubs) | 71.50 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 11709. | vocabo (sahil21db) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11710. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 71.49 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 11711. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 71.49 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 11712. | Parker (idsufhidsuahfdasiuh... | 71.49 | 97% | 2023-12-04 |
| 11713. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |