As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5678. | Kaidow (THe dark Reunion) (... | 95.81 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5679. | storm (stooormmm) | 95.80 | 97.7% | 2024-02-21 |
| 5680. | Jay (callmepapajay) | 95.80 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5681. | Alexander (torphon) | 95.80 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5682. | Buhlerr (buhlerr) | 95.80 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 5683. | Baghery (bocchi_desu) | 95.79 | 96.3% | 2024-09-01 |
| 5684. | Andrew (alz2) | 95.79 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5685. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 95.79 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5686. | days (daysthedestroyer) | 95.79 | 99% | 2016-06-06 |
| 5687. | seungbum (seungbum) | 95.79 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5688. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 95.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5689. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 95.77 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 5690. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 95.76 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5691. | Hapi (face_is_happy) | 95.76 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 5692. | Teme (teme) | 95.76 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
| 5693. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 95.76 | 88% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5694. | Dom (disfordom) | 95.75 | 95% | 2015-08-13 |
| 5695. | Pisit (compisit) | 95.75 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 5696. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 95.74 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 5697. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 95.74 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 5698. | Egg (beizi) | 95.73 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 5699. | tstats[mikeoxlongfrfr] (mik... | 95.73 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5700. | Chris (christ_t) | 95.72 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5701. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 95.72 | 95% | 2016-06-21 |
| 5702. | jervin (jervin14) | 95.71 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5703. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 95.70 | 98.8% | 2025-05-15 |
| 5704. | Conner (jabronee) | 95.70 | 96% | 2016-06-08 |
| 5705. | Denis (denis_dev) | 95.70 | 100% | 2023-01-20 |
| 5706. | William (mmailliw) | 95.70 | 98% | 2016-04-21 |
| 5707. | Reed1311 (reeduo) | 95.69 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |