The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8939. | Max (siralex2005) | 49.02 | 94% | 2017-12-17 |
| 8940. | harry (reves) | 49.02 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 8941. | Fadhiel (padil) | 49.02 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 8942. | TRẦN QUANG TƯỞNG (tuon... | 49.02 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 8943. | I love slander memes (tf2_w... | 49.01 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8944. | qwerty (strongly_typed_qwerty) | 49.01 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 8945. | Igor (iiol) | 49.00 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 8946. | Akshat Aggarwal (master_mlnd) | 49.00 | 94% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8947. | Franz (kleindc) | 49.00 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
| 8948. | sh (firstttt) | 49.00 | 95.1% | 2023-08-09 |
| 8949. | Selph (selph1120) | 49.00 | 92% | 2015-10-02 |
| 8950. | sil (pandaturtle) | 49.00 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
| 8951. | Malith (fernandomalith) | 49.00 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 8952. | Wailea (waileadude) | 48.99 | 94% | 2022-01-04 |
| 8953. | Ablay (teskoo) | 48.99 | 93% | 2014-11-20 |
| 8954. | Hayk (hayk22) | 48.99 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 8955. | Anjali (anjalimarch) | 48.98 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 8956. | Lucky (rubytran0001) | 48.98 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 8957. | Gavin (airmexicano) | 48.98 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8958. | Gwenyth (gwenythcook) | 48.98 | 91% | 2014-11-28 |
| 8959. | Chloe (klohwii) | 48.98 | 93% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8960. | compactorboy (compactor53) | 48.98 | 95.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 8961. | Pankaj (pankaj_gupta) | 48.98 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 8962. | tolljballj (klaebb) | 48.98 | 98% | 2012-05-02 |
| 8963. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 48.98 | 86% | 2014-12-29 |
| 8964. | Citrus (citrusnz) | 48.97 | 93% | 2013-11-24 |
| 8965. | king_ (iamback_) | 48.97 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 8966. | Manoj (manojkoiralam) | 48.97 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8967. | ㅇㅇ (sang810) | 48.97 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 8968. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 48.97 | 94% | 2019-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |