And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11021. | Roslyn (rustyautoparts) | 95.42 | 98% | 2016-09-30 |
| 11022. | ♠♠♠सुजित ... | 95.42 | 96% | 2011-07-07 |
| 11023. | c3l35t3 (sufyandaredevil) | 95.42 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 11024. | TeamMYS (iambryan1234) | 95.42 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
| 11025. | quirino (codeforces) | 95.41 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 11026. | Gustaf (gusco933) | 95.41 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11027. | Ibrahim (platon) | 95.41 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11028. | Wise (wiseuser) | 95.41 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 11029. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 95.41 | 97% | 2013-09-13 |
| 11030. | jakkdl (jakkdl) | 95.41 | 96% | 2014-07-15 |
| 11031. | Jean (orangedrum) | 95.40 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 11032. | Dan (danhasalamb) | 95.40 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 11033. | ortho (orthonoob) | 95.39 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 11034. | Noxellar (noxellar) | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 11035. | Stephen (stephen_17) | 95.39 | 95% | 2013-10-12 |
| 11036. | they used to say we would n... | 95.39 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 11037. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 95.38 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 11038. | Alec (lcpckp) | 95.38 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 11039. | Felipe (felipet) | 95.38 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11040. | Jonas (jnshey) | 95.38 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 11041. | Josef (commiesans) | 95.38 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 11042. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 95.37 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11043. | Nicole (moosebear) | 95.37 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 11044. | Hargun (hargun) | 95.36 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 11045. | Mahrue (mahrue) | 95.36 | 89% | 2016-11-09 |
| 11046. | Smudge on megamak uwu (snudge) | 95.36 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| 11047. | Kunal (fourplus) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11048. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 95.36 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 11049. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 95.36 | 99% | 2014-03-02 |
| 11050. | Ted (morinted) | 95.36 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |