Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26954. | SaucyTharoor (frag72) | 58.00 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 26955. | dandaf (dandaf) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 26956. | Asim (leoperdspeed) | 57.99 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 26957. | mezkal33tO (mezkal33to) | 57.99 | 92% | 2015-12-30 |
| 26958. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 57.99 | 97% | 2017-01-28 |
| 26959. | Cvikli (hamar) | 57.99 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 26960. | Jáchym (fastfingerrs) | 57.99 | 93% | 2021-07-16 |
| 26961. | Ayub (ayublin) | 57.98 | 93% | 2011-10-26 |
| 26962. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 57.98 | 94% | 2018-03-16 |
| 26963. | Dominic (unoriginaldom) | 57.98 | 94% | 2012-11-05 |
| 26964. | xuan (xcoivie) | 57.98 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 26965. | Tam (vick) | 57.98 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 26966. | catalin (q0werty) | 57.98 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 26967. | Johannes (typerjojo) | 57.98 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 26968. | Patryk (patryk69) | 57.98 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 26969. | Matt (mattwolfmatt) | 57.98 | 92% | 2012-04-09 |
| 26970. | Ha (havjt) | 57.97 | — | 2010-08-21 |
| 26971. | Jose (jose_david_perez25@ya... | 57.97 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 26972. | 💵 (mebank) | 57.97 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 26973. | pizza (jablazr) | 57.97 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 26974. | Jamie (slobkilla92) | 57.97 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 26975. | cody (astro8192) | 57.97 | 94% | 2015-11-18 |
| 26976. | Emma (emmakubrick00) | 57.97 | 94% | 2021-03-24 |
| 26977. | Meta (meta_x0) | 57.97 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 26978. | no (tibernius) | 57.97 | 93.8% | 2023-06-19 |
| 26979. | p (commanderclitor) | 57.97 | 90% | 2015-12-29 |
| 26980. | Bolutife (bostikforever) | 57.96 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 26981. | Bibek (bbekdaiek88) | 57.96 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 26982. | Amarant (amarant_) | 57.96 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 26983. | Rich (safety4zone) | 57.96 | 95% | 2015-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |