Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2796. | Veeti (veetittititi) | 73.04 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 2797. | Toddpiece (toddpiece) | 73.02 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2798. | James (jmather1) | 73.01 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2799. | David (davidkk) | 73.01 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 2800. | thick (kaarichii) | 73.00 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 2801. | Liam (crawnut) | 73.00 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2802. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 73.00 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2803. | Alan (wampiranta) | 72.99 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2804. | Isaac (zeek9716) | 72.99 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 2805. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 72.99 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 2806. | Errol (sir_errol) | 72.96 | 95% | 2020-05-28 |
| 2807. | Kevin (kapoofin) | 72.96 | 94% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2808. | Twachs (twachs) | 72.91 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 2809. | (jyinnonquit) | 72.89 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 2810. | KentaD (kentad) | 72.88 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2811. | matt (matterz5) | 72.87 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 2812. | Noman (middlero) | 72.84 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 2813. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 72.84 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2814. | Izaak (command0) | 72.84 | 95% | 2018-08-17 |
| 2815. | khun (indiesel) | 72.83 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2816. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 72.83 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 2817. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 72.83 | 94% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2818. | chie (lotusimpact) | 72.80 | 97% | 2019-05-25 |
| 2819. | nathan (lightbulbs) | 72.79 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 2820. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 72.79 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2821. | tsop (tsop) | 72.78 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2822. | Nhan (violettomsk) | 72.77 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2823. | Linus (detailsnot) | 72.76 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 2824. | Sean (manbeervark) | 72.76 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2825. | _____ (husixu1) | 72.75 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |