I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10996. | JJ (jjpark) | 87.28 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 10997. | thebigfloppa (thebigfloppa) | 87.27 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 10998. | Danneo (danneo) | 87.27 | 100% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10999. | ivan (ivanferraro) | 87.26 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11000. | Jenn (jennyev) | 87.26 | 99% | 2017-04-28 |
| 11001. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.25 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11002. | Inferno (infernoq_q) | 87.24 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 11003. | FirePanda2302 (firepanda23021) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11004. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 11005. | Infer (infernova_122) | 87.23 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 11006. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 87.22 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 11007. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 87.22 | 96.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11008. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11009. | RealDuck (realduck) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11010. | revaN (ashun) | 87.22 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11011. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.22 | 96% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11012. | Kyle (kylecrusoeworkburner) | 87.21 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 11013. | Ali (pixelationz) | 87.21 | 96.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 11014. | Chetan (comhacks) | 87.21 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11015. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 87.21 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 11016. | Bonel (bonel) | 87.20 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11017. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11018. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 87.20 | 99% | 2026-05-21 |
| 11019. | Fran (fran_m) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11020. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 87.20 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11021. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11022. | Logan (g0atb0lt) | 87.19 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 11023. | linammon_roll (linammon_roll) | 87.18 | 95% | 2025-02-08 |
| 11024. | mike (ttv_cheenis) | 87.18 | 100% | 2020-09-17 |
| 11025. | Angelo (ruly_2002) | 87.18 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |