The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22985. | zizoo (zizoodz) | 67.23 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
| 22986. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.23 | 95% | 2012-01-24 |
| 22987. | EraZorX (erazorx) | 67.23 | 97% | 2014-10-07 |
| 22988. | NYOMBIR (nyombironald) | 67.23 | 88% | 2011-12-12 |
| 22989. | Nathan (nalb10212529) | 67.22 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 22990. | Curo (curo) | 67.22 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 22991. | Wypiety (szansanaszympansa) | 67.22 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 22992. | Triet (supertriet) | 67.22 | 92% | 2016-09-28 |
| 22993. | Mussa (muchab) | 67.22 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 22994. | sam (zacti) | 67.22 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 22995. | Miha (vuce) | 67.22 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 22996. | Jason (falconoclaf) | 67.21 | 95% | 2015-03-02 |
| 22997. | Avi (avitoohband) | 67.21 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 22998. | Stevne (juninight29) | 67.21 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 22999. | juutiju (juutiju) | 67.21 | 96% | 2017-10-28 |
| 23000. | Deep (deeptth) | 67.21 | 95% | 2012-08-02 |
| 23001. | Carlos (carloscruz42) | 67.20 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 23002. | Anastacia (katn1nja4) | 67.20 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 23003. | annelise (annelise123) | 67.20 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23004. | Mathew (mathewvg) | 67.20 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 23005. | comboBox (combobox) | 67.20 | 92% | 2013-01-28 |
| 23006. | Christoffer (poetastrophe) | 67.20 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 23007. | Tomasz (elpero) | 67.20 | 94% | 2015-10-06 |
| 23008. | devrik (devrik) | 67.20 | 96% | 2012-01-12 |
| 23009. | Jared (jthom779) | 67.19 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
| 23010. | Cledus123 (cledus123) | 67.19 | 95% | 2022-08-04 |
| 23011. | Zhora (zhora123) | 67.19 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 23012. | Carrie (cakac) | 67.19 | 93% | 2014-07-18 |
| 23013. | Aritra (zackhacks) | 67.18 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 23014. | Cracker (cracker02) | 67.18 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |