Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20351. | (kwiksilver) | 67.70 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 20352. | (rouenpro) | 67.70 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 20353. | (hunkles) | 67.70 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 20354. | Cockep (cockep) | 67.69 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 20355. | (jacan) | 67.69 | 94% | 2014-08-20 |
| 20356. | (mikhail) | 67.69 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 20357. | (alekscadalin) | 67.69 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 20358. | (kyuche) | 67.69 | 97% | 2016-03-13 |
| 20359. | (just_add_zero) | 67.69 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 20360. | (moistwang) | 67.69 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 20361. | Anup (anupya) | 67.68 | 94% | 2015-02-28 |
| 20362. | (arzr) | 67.68 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 20363. | (dungodoot) | 67.68 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 20364. | shovelface88 (shovelface) | 67.68 | 92% | 2012-12-14 |
| 20365. | moby machine (meadawn) | 67.68 | 94.7% | 2023-06-26 |
| 20366. | (destinn) | 67.68 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 20367. | COMA (comaone) | 67.67 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 20368. | (jakub177) | 67.67 | 96% | 2018-07-02 |
| 20369. | (k3n74r0) | 67.67 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 20370. | nougatsoup (nougatsoup) | 67.67 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 20371. | Jeppe (jappeh) | 67.67 | 95% | 2019-08-19 |
| 20372. | (jc0802) | 67.67 | 95% | 2023-09-03 |
| 20373. | DK (dkagustin) | 67.66 | 92% | 2015-08-20 |
| 20374. | (raj10) | 67.66 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 20375. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 67.66 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
| 20376. | (logan_pi) | 67.66 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 20377. | (paddydapro) | 67.66 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 20378. | (drunkenmeander) | 67.66 | 87% | 2016-10-02 |
| 20379. | (jgizzi21) | 67.65 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 20380. | (min_min) | 67.65 | 95% | 2014-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |