The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3571. | (luanpro357) | 108.22 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 3572. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 108.21 | 95.1% | 2023-09-11 |
| 3573. | (distended) | 108.20 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
| 3574. | (dlee23) | 108.20 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 3575. | (clauser) | 108.19 | 94% | 2014-06-04 |
| 3576. | (rebeccaxiaoyue) | 108.19 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3577. | (yotipo91) | 108.19 | 96% | 2012-05-10 |
| 3578. | (grinaghim) | 108.19 | 96% | 2015-08-06 |
| 3579. | (kobe0824mvp) | 108.18 | 93% | 2012-11-19 |
| 3580. | (stevlol) | 108.18 | 94% | 2012-11-03 |
| 3581. | (drgsus) | 108.17 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 3582. | (flirtatiouswizard) | 108.17 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 3583. | (y3llav) | 108.17 | 91% | 2012-09-07 |
| 3584. | (goldfrankenstein) | 108.16 | 99% | 2017-06-23 |
| 3585. | (inorbit) | 108.16 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
| 3586. | (ac737) | 108.16 | 97% | 2014-06-15 |
| 3587. | Liwamster (liwamster15) | 108.15 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 3588. | Benji (bmhowie2011) | 108.15 | 93% | 2017-04-07 |
| 3589. | Pratik (dudepc) | 108.15 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 3590. | Di (kali_08) | 108.15 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 3591. | (colonelmolerat) | 108.15 | 97% | 2013-05-25 |
| 3592. | (updowncharm) | 108.13 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3593. | (rekaykay) | 108.13 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 3594. | (lukiilegend) | 108.13 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
| 3595. | (kabroz) | 108.13 | 92% | 2013-12-08 |
| 3596. | (neptuneanime) | 108.13 | 99% | 2011-05-11 |
| 3597. | (legit__mib) | 108.12 | 98% | 2016-04-13 |
| 3598. | (dennissc) | 108.11 | 96% | 2013-04-21 |
| 3599. | (victoriouslol) | 108.10 | 95% | 2013-07-11 |
| 3600. | (yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 108.10 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |