So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1782. | (enzo_is_a_baws) | 115.05 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
| 1783. | (kelvish) | 115.04 | 97% | 2011-10-09 |
| 1784. | esi (esibun) | 115.03 | 98% | 2012-09-09 |
| 1785. | (janook) | 115.03 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 1786. | (somar) | 115.02 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 1787. | (kingemly) | 115.02 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
| 1788. | (hovermind) | 115.02 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1789. | (taifighterm) | 115.01 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 1790. | (eremancer) | 115.01 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| 1791. | SCUMBAGGED (to0z) | 115.01 | 98% | 2013-09-12 |
| 1792. | (mxclear) | 114.99 | 98% | 2016-07-20 |
| 1793. | (strigibae) | 114.98 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 1794. | (oliward) | 114.97 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 1795. | (baragon) | 114.97 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 1796. | (gwonny) | 114.97 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 1797. | (sabotage101) | 114.97 | 97% | 2014-05-05 |
| 1798. | (gallery) | 114.96 | 94% | 2012-08-17 |
| 1799. | (colonelmolerat) | 114.96 | 99% | 2013-04-09 |
| 1800. | (katnissprim) | 114.95 | 90% | 2012-05-21 |
| 1801. | (phogue) | 114.95 | 96% | 2011-09-13 |
| 1802. | (ogloccness) | 114.95 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 1803. | (afrobat) | 114.94 | 97% | 2013-01-20 |
| 1804. | (exdeelol) | 114.93 | 98% | 2016-04-09 |
| 1805. | (soarlikeaneagle) | 114.91 | 99% | 2014-03-13 |
| 1806. | (jpavel) | 114.90 | 100% | 2015-02-18 |
| 1807. | (woet) | 114.89 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 1808. | (poledancerz) | 114.87 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 1809. | (cruzerthebruzer) | 114.87 | 99% | 2019-12-27 |
| 1810. | (tony82890) | 114.85 | 99% | 2017-04-28 |
| 1811. | (yurek) | 114.84 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |