The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16659. | Augustine (augustinec) | 77.41 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 16660. | THIS IS AN OLD ACCOUNT (gal... | 77.41 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 16661. | Amanda (amandarebecca88) | 77.41 | 94% | 2014-12-12 |
| 16662. | xXTylerXx (roadtomars) | 77.40 | 96% | 2020-06-21 |
| 16663. | Pins & Needles (raz3r) | 77.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 16664. | LoseYourMind (csq_) | 77.40 | 94% | 2016-08-01 |
| 16665. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 77.40 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 16666. | Jakob (jakobtm) | 77.40 | 95% | 2017-06-08 |
| 16667. | Lok (nglok) | 77.40 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| 16668. | Bas (basawasa) | 77.39 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 16669. | 안녕하세요 (noogie13) | 77.39 | 88% | 2016-06-03 |
| 16670. | JP (freshlumpia) | 77.38 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 16671. | Elite (elitebagels1) | 77.38 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16672. | tan (tnttant) | 77.38 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 16673. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 77.38 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 16674. | HY (liangliangliang) | 77.38 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 16675. | 0zinc (0zinc) | 77.37 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 16676. | Jan (juhu234) | 77.37 | 96.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16677. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 77.37 | 94% | 2016-09-05 |
| 16678. | Pro Thrower (brntshake) | 77.37 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 16679. | zhata1234 (zhata) | 77.37 | 95% | 2021-11-29 |
| 16680. | Frank (frankven) | 77.37 | 96% | 2011-07-15 |
| 16681. | Mo (colonelm0) | 77.37 | 91% | 2016-01-08 |
| 16682. | Huỳnh Quang Thái (holdth... | 77.37 | 97% | 2012-07-06 |
| 16683. | Olexiy (lexk) | 77.36 | 97% | 2023-06-30 |
| 16684. | Abhishek (abhishek_07) | 77.36 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 16685. | Soda (itsoda) | 77.36 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 16686. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 77.36 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 16687. | Girl (piemaniac) | 77.36 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| 16688. | Birdo (killersiete) | 77.36 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |