And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10414. | Domas (seductivesloth) | 97.04 | 98% | 2015-02-13 |
| 10415. | Mip (mipsuperk) | 97.03 | 94% | 2011-11-14 |
| 10416. | Austin (brownee) | 97.03 | 100% | 2022-03-04 |
| 10417. | Bulky Hulk (avg_typist) | 97.03 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 10418. | Horst (feanor) | 97.03 | 96% | 2017-04-19 |
| 10419. | Wuchereria (wuchereria) | 97.02 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 10420. | Goven (gmbarrera) | 97.02 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 10421. | Nestor (powermind) | 97.02 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 10422. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 10423. | Ali (alialialiali) | 97.01 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
| 10424. | Jonas (laviathon92) | 97.01 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 10425. | Anthony (mike916) | 97.00 | 98% | 2014-11-20 |
| 10426. | Alexander (unaliveperson) | 97.00 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 10427. | Pyren (pyren83) | 97.00 | 99% | 2021-11-02 |
| 10428. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 97.00 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 10429. | Milos (miki208) | 97.00 | 100% | 2014-03-01 |
| 10430. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 96.99 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 10431. | jacob (quincinia) | 96.99 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 10432. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 96.99 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10433. | 1 (gruntworker) | 96.99 | 94% | 2017-04-29 |
| 10434. | Mo (colonelm0) | 96.99 | 97% | 2015-05-16 |
| 10435. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 96.99 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10436. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 96.99 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 10437. | Marcel (zyphx) | 96.99 | 97% | 2013-10-22 |
| 10438. | 66 (dogmouse) | 96.99 | 99% | 2013-07-01 |
| 10439. | Esmer (23455432) | 96.99 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10440. | Sam (gates250) | 96.98 | 98.1% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10441. | Odin (lodin) | 96.97 | 93% | 2016-03-20 |
| 10442. | Yu (guarneri) | 96.97 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 10443. | Ozzy (kimecchi) | 96.97 | 96% | 2012-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |