And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18243. | Ian (iantu) | 81.99 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 18244. | Pink (pinkpop) | 81.99 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 18245. | MiamMiam (miammiam100) | 81.99 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
| 18246. | Deadshot (deadshot) | 81.99 | 94% | 2012-11-21 |
| 18247. | Gary (prtuc2) | 81.99 | 96% | 2011-06-19 |
| 18248. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 81.99 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 18249. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 81.98 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 18250. | Steven (steveyb08) | 81.98 | 99% | 2014-04-23 |
| 18251. | Akerlyn (akerlyn) | 81.98 | 88% | 2016-11-05 |
| 18252. | Werner (wernerstucky) | 81.98 | 96% | 2015-07-24 |
| 18253. | _ (gglean) | 81.97 | 98.6% | 2023-06-24 |
| 18254. | Ahmad (ahmadmozaffar) | 81.97 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 18255. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 81.97 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 18256. | Sadan (ultimates4ndm4n) | 81.97 | 97% | 2014-04-17 |
| 18257. | Shawn (swampert360) | 81.97 | 91% | 2014-09-23 |
| 18258. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 81.97 | 91% | 2014-09-23 |
| 18259. | Alderic (aldericc) | 81.96 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 18260. | h (midnightbastard) | 81.96 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18261. | Fritz (oskar669) | 81.96 | 98% | 2016-11-12 |
| 18262. | lswi (colmako) | 81.96 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| 18263. | Chong (chongkim) | 81.96 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 18264. | Kronix (kronix6969) | 81.96 | 94% | 2020-07-21 |
| 18265. | gottagofast (haleymichellle) | 81.95 | 88% | 2015-10-14 |
| 18266. | Tyronaught (tyronaught) | 81.95 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 18267. | Saurabh (smehndiratta) | 81.95 | 98% | 2014-03-01 |
| 18268. | Ye (yester1802) | 81.95 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 18269. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 81.95 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 18270. | Freek (mohoji) | 81.95 | 91% | 2012-11-19 |
| 18271. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 81.95 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 18272. | king (kingclem) | 81.94 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |