Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3505. | Nathan (sempiterna) | 104.86 | 98% | 2014-07-24 |
| 3506. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 104.86 | 98% | 2014-06-06 |
| 3507. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 104.85 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 3508. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 104.85 | 96% | 2013-03-11 |
| 3509. | Rob (shopwired) | 104.85 | 85% | 2016-12-10 |
| 3510. | Alex (alexjd99) | 104.85 | 97.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 3511. | sicx (sicx) | 104.84 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 3512. | The Dutch Cat (nmessick) | 104.84 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 3513. | Danny (msplayer) | 104.83 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 3514. | Gunner (qwertypreserving) | 104.83 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 3515. | rngy (rngyy) | 104.82 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3516. | ζЇЍϊЯ (jinir) | 104.82 | 98% | 2016-01-02 |
| 3517. | James (jaaammes) | 104.81 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3518. | shryu (shryu) | 104.80 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 3519. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 104.80 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 3520. | Guest (6uest) | 104.79 | 100% | 2011-10-05 |
| 3521. | Collin (collin01) | 104.78 | 100% | 2012-02-20 |
| 3522. | Razgrizaces (razgrizaces) | 104.76 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 3523. | Slow (noob) | 104.75 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 3524. | mtgap (strongly_typed_mtgap) | 104.75 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 3525. | N (nadeemoidu) | 104.74 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 3526. | Josh (vballdart) | 104.74 | 98% | 2017-04-19 |
| 3527. | Mudslide (dmonahan727) | 104.74 | 93% | 2013-10-26 |
| 3528. | BreakfastEater (breakfast_e... | 104.73 | 98% | 2021-02-19 |
| 3529. | saens (saens) | 104.73 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 3530. | Ossi (xyeet) | 104.72 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 3531. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 104.72 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3532. | Owen (owenc1272) | 104.72 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 3533. | lyndsay (lyndsay) | 104.71 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 3534. | bibek (championera) | 104.70 | 96% | 2012-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |