As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19209. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 63.67 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 19210. | Juan (dostoevsky) | 63.67 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 19211. | Derek (zocdeta) | 63.67 | 93% | 2016-11-28 |
| 19212. | Stefan (smarklund) | 63.67 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 19213. | Matt (mattdorow) | 63.67 | 95% | 2015-07-07 |
| 19214. | Kaushik (kaushik274) | 63.67 | 98% | 2016-07-14 |
| 19215. | WilcyWilson (wilcywilson) | 63.66 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 19216. | Sam (samleo) | 63.66 | 88% | 2015-05-20 |
| 19217. | Axel (axei) | 63.66 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 19218. | Steven (nerobot) | 63.66 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 19219. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 63.66 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19220. | Jiayun (ottdizzy) | 63.65 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
| 19221. | mostafa (eng_mustafa) | 63.65 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 19222. | विघ्नेश (no_l... | 63.65 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 19223. | Peter (slangekop66) | 63.65 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 19224. | wissam (wissam6090) | 63.65 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 19225. | chameleom (chameleom) | 63.64 | 98.6% | 2023-07-28 |
| 19226. | HE HATE ME (colemcquestiona... | 63.64 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 19227. | rykuzo (binhsorrow) | 63.64 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 19228. | Namrata (namratajobanputra) | 63.64 | 89% | 2015-07-18 |
| 19229. | nizar (khnizar) | 63.63 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 19230. | Femke (fffemke) | 63.63 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 19231. | Warda (wardataqdees) | 63.63 | 97% | 2015-06-14 |
| 19232. | Oyesh (mannsingh) | 63.62 | 92% | 2015-05-17 |
| 19233. | Nic (arcanemachine) | 63.62 | 91% | 2016-01-24 |
| 19234. | Derry (siribackwards) | 63.62 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 19235. | Anush Rao (anushrao) | 63.62 | 96.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 19236. | Zanieb (zanieb) | 63.62 | 96% | 2016-02-02 |
| 19237. | jacob (alating) | 63.62 | 88% | 2015-10-16 |
| 19238. | Arun (linuxguy9) | 63.62 | 97% | 2016-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |