I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14989. | William (fiendchain) | 75.79 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14990. | Khang (hophopkangaroo) | 75.79 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14991. | itsmin (itsminbin) | 75.78 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14992. | Dat (datboidoe) | 75.78 | 90% | 2017-01-15 |
| 14993. | Jordan (invictusj) | 75.78 | 96.8% | 2024-07-15 |
| 14994. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 75.78 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 14995. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 75.78 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 14996. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 75.78 | 90% | 2015-12-19 |
| 14997. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 75.77 | 99% | 2020-02-24 |
| 14998. | SD96 (sd96) | 75.77 | 96.7% | 2023-09-04 |
| 14999. | Gabriel (warbros123) | 75.77 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 15000. | J (xiji) | 75.77 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 15001. | winter (winterruwu) | 75.77 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15002. | Mapko (buffi) | 75.77 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 15003. | Yash (yashness) | 75.77 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 15004. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 75.77 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 15005. | Manan Seth (uprootboredom) | 75.76 | 98% | 2024-03-31 |
| 15006. | Trevor (trev_mars) | 75.76 | 97% | 2024-06-05 |
| 15007. | L'han Lambert (_han12) | 75.76 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 15008. | slowpoke (hartvenus) | 75.76 | 94% | 2023-07-10 |
| 15009. | Cole (coolcid_cole) | 75.76 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 15010. | HE HATE ME (colemcquestiona... | 75.76 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 15011. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 75.76 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 15012. | Kent (kentcutie69) | 75.74 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 15013. | Ivan (drshen) | 75.74 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 15014. | Andrew (treeloop) | 75.74 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 15015. | Spence (smh28) | 75.74 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
| 15016. | murtaza (oneten) | 75.74 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 15017. | Alex (auft) | 75.74 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 15018. | Milk (saezos) | 75.73 | 95% | 2022-11-28 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |