So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30816. | Severus (albuseverus) | 51.62 | 94.8% | 2023-07-22 |
| 30817. | Dhan (dhan8474) | 51.62 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 30818. | Nupcake (nupcake) | 51.62 | 93% | 2014-01-30 |
| 30819. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 51.62 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
| 30820. | Bruce (masterchen) | 51.62 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
| 30821. | ravi (rockey) | 51.62 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 30822. | Anh (mrmoon) | 51.62 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 30823. | Emily (emily8641464@hotmail... | 51.62 | 94% | 2011-05-07 |
| 30824. | Jorge (bboytux) | 51.61 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 30825. | Victor (torengfo) | 51.61 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 30826. | David (trihard7gang) | 51.61 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| 30827. | James (kj_threads) | 51.61 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 30828. | John (batjuan35) | 51.60 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 30829. | Ivan RIFYAN (ivan_love_ulan) | 51.60 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 30830. | Shingyee (shing) | 51.60 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 30831. | Jamar (388923) | 51.60 | 88% | 2012-08-10 |
| 30832. | Santeri (santerivtj) | 51.59 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 30833. | BrokenFingers (muzikiel) | 51.59 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
| 30834. | Irtiza (tizababy) | 51.59 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 30835. | anita (yepi) | 51.59 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 30836. | Nils (colemakn) | 51.59 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 30837. | Tyler (teamster) | 51.58 | 92% | 2014-12-08 |
| 30838. | may (toklioko) | 51.58 | 88% | 2011-11-01 |
| 30839. | man (manyoeur) | 51.58 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 30840. | Jessica (jessica_phuong) | 51.57 | 95% | 2014-02-17 |
| 30841. | NIZAMI (nizami_2) | 51.57 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 30842. | Sam (sam_0) | 51.57 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 30843. | asdf (asdf_) | 51.57 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 30844. | Raymond (droid_za) | 51.56 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 30845. | BrammetjeBaas (vyx_spaghettt) | 51.56 | 93% | 2022-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |