And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21029. | Jusuf (kz99) | 77.27 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 21030. | Aries (ariesstyle) | 77.27 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
| 21031. | leta (tukis) | 77.27 | 93% | 2014-03-25 |
| 21032. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 77.27 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
| 21033. | David (dwright) | 77.27 | 95% | 2015-07-03 |
| 21034. | Topher (cjp0605) | 77.27 | 97% | 2012-10-18 |
| 21035. | Audrey (audreyc01) | 77.26 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 21036. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 77.26 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 21037. | Micah (micahlandry) | 77.26 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 21038. | Kapa (kassyk) | 77.26 | 96.2% | 2023-09-02 |
| 21039. | aasill (mdaasil) | 77.26 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 21040. | Daniel (yomojo) | 77.26 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| 21041. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 77.26 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 21042. | myoldryn (myoldryn) | 77.26 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 21043. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 77.26 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 21044. | Freddy (insanefreddy926) | 77.26 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 21045. | Kevin (kev08rac) | 77.25 | 97% | 2016-07-03 |
| 21046. | dino13581234 (dino13581234) | 77.25 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 21047. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 77.25 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 21048. | Tomas (qlympax) | 77.25 | 94% | 2013-04-09 |
| 21049. | Peter (riffert) | 77.25 | 89% | 2016-12-19 |
| 21050. | Bryan Matthew (colemaklayout) | 77.25 | 93% | 2013-05-03 |
| 21051. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 77.24 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 21052. | JaqJet (jaqjet) | 77.24 | 96% | 2017-07-15 |
| 21053. | Dim (jimmylei) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| 21054. | 15 (givemethenamebeforeiscr... | 77.24 | 88% | 2015-06-01 |
| 21055. | Philippines (philippines11) | 77.23 | 94% | 2011-12-25 |
| 21056. | gunga (gungafarts) | 77.23 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 21057. | tstats[jimmy125] (jimmy125) | 77.23 | 88% | 2015-11-01 |
| 21058. | henny (palazartan) | 77.23 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |