As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6614. | keruya (keruya) | 92.64 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 6615. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 92.64 | 97.9% | 2024-06-22 |
| 6616. | Tasty (tastyhehexd) | 92.64 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 6617. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 92.64 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 6618. | Jonathan (lone_lee) | 92.64 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 6619. | Anthony (avchen) | 92.64 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 6620. | ZoomZoomZoom (numlogic) | 92.63 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 6621. | (clouhhd_) | 92.63 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 6622. | Laco (koomp) | 92.63 | 100% | 2021-11-08 |
| 6623. | Adam (pknut777) | 92.63 | 98% | 2016-02-29 |
| 6624. | René (rene_) | 92.63 | 97% | 2016-09-12 |
| 6625. | Ralph (rraallff) | 92.62 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 6626. | Sebastian (yugireo) | 92.62 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 6627. | Ken (ken_dv) | 92.62 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
| 6628. | Naveen (stinkyman) | 92.62 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 6629. | Nick (kraftmatic) | 92.62 | 98% | 2015-05-17 |
| 6630. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 92.61 | 97.7% | 2024-08-10 |
| 6631. | Stalast (stalast) | 92.61 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 6632. | Eujean (eujean) | 92.61 | 98% | 2025-06-18 |
| 6633. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 92.61 | 97.5% | 2023-09-10 |
| 6634. | Jimmy (mechatecha) | 92.61 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 6635. | tanuki (tanukiaj) | 92.61 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6636. | Colin (xx_succ_xx) | 92.61 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 6637. | Jake (allterior) | 92.60 | 96.9% | 2024-01-11 |
| 6638. | あしくさい (asikusai) | 92.60 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 6639. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 92.60 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 6640. | a (jdlwahaha) | 92.60 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 6641. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 92.60 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 6642. | mike (slowtype33) | 92.59 | 95% | 2023-10-26 |
| 6643. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 92.59 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |