See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11211. | Fingers (fingersmahoney) | 77.30 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 11212. | Lakshy Raj (laksh9ya) | 77.29 | 96.9% | 2025-04-16 |
| 11213. | Edu (edlofe) | 77.29 | 99% | 2023-07-27 |
| 11214. | Pan (luckercorgi240) | 77.28 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 11215. | JurrDaen (jurrdaen) | 77.28 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 11216. | Keno (kmoreland1) | 77.28 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 11217. | slow (not_realistic) | 77.26 | 98.9% | 2023-08-18 |
| 11218. | Pongal (decoder96) | 77.26 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11219. | Conor (conormac02) | 77.26 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11220. | Big (chungus6969) | 77.26 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 11221. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 77.26 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 11222. | Shaun (fudgeman95) | 77.25 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11223. | Kavyam (killlur) | 77.25 | 95.1% | 2025-02-07 |
| 11224. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 77.25 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 11225. | OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) | 77.24 | 96.2% | 2024-05-20 |
| 11226. | asdf (zainamjad) | 77.24 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 11227. | Andrew (werdna521) | 77.23 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 11228. | David (eglamire) | 77.23 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 11229. | milky (milkywayy) | 77.23 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 11230. | DANDANDAN (coldyong) | 77.23 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11231. | Zak (bazingazak_v2) | 77.22 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11232. | Joseph (appledood123) | 77.22 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 11233. | Cian (lagnic) | 77.22 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11234. | Will (wfwcowboys) | 77.21 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 11235. | Marcos (the_stanley_pup) | 77.21 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 11236. | Makhambet (markiz) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 11237. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 77.21 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11238. | Andrew (aznassassin) | 77.21 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 11239. | Erfan (erfan_hedayati) | 77.21 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11240. | Noah (noah187) | 77.20 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |