Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4210. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 61.14 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4211. | Keith (keithlau) | 61.13 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4212. | Quinn (nuggets11) | 61.12 | 94% | 2020-11-13 |
| 4213. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 61.12 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4214. | youm (youm) | 61.12 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 4215. | Will (wsger) | 61.11 | 94% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4216. | m3rky (m3rky100) | 61.11 | 94% | 2019-10-14 |
| 4217. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 61.11 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4218. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 61.09 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 4219. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 61.08 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4220. | Kamil (kamycz3q) | 61.08 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4221. | @ameenunfiltered insta (wis... | 61.07 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4222. | Nawaf (equin) | 61.06 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4223. | OnOffSwitch (onoffswitch) | 61.05 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 4224. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 61.05 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4225. | Vignesh (viggie) | 61.04 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4226. | Tristan (trigg770) | 61.02 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4227. | wait me bro. (coldxd) | 61.02 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 4228. | SlicedKebabs123 (lion2509) | 61.02 | 95% | 2018-08-25 |
| 4229. | krittika (mojitroll) | 61.01 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4230. | azooz (azoozklr) | 61.00 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4231. | dean (aydeano) | 61.00 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 4232. | arnab (dark_morty) | 60.99 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 4233. | Cyrus (cyruschan1219) | 60.97 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 4234. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 60.97 | 95% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4235. | comfi (search_party_) | 60.96 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4236. | ivi (ivica2) | 60.96 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4237. | ANUJ (_slowest__) | 60.96 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 4238. | fat_n_furious (onirz) | 60.94 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4239. | christian (sweetlover69) | 60.94 | 95% | 2020-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |