Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5230. | ChibiSteak (chibisteak) | 58.43 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5231. | Rene (frostbittntoe) | 58.43 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
| 5232. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 58.42 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 5233. | Ivan (ivotastic) | 58.41 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5234. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 58.41 | 95% | 2018-11-29 |
| 5235. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 58.41 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5236. | Simon (cimon423) | 58.40 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5237. | Philip (philipisawesome4) | 58.39 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 5238. | Anthony (wahsabi) | 58.39 | 94% | 2018-09-25 |
| 5239. | Cullen (ctf011) | 58.38 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 5240. | Jerry (jernjej) | 58.38 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 5241. | Victor (malvikus) | 58.37 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5242. | Thomas (trkirk) | 58.37 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5243. | Joseph (jojobdez) | 58.36 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5244. | notfastbutnotslow (bagossan) | 58.36 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 5245. | Plebmeister (gernsoe) | 58.35 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
| 5246. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 58.34 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
| 5247. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 58.34 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5248. | cold (coldmind) | 58.34 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 5249. | SukkelNoob (sukkelnoob) | 58.29 | 94% | 2019-01-24 |
| 5250. | Shoon (shouenlee10) | 58.29 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5251. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 58.27 | 94% | 2018-04-25 |
| 5252. | MostPassiveUser (mostpassiv... | 58.26 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5253. | BadxX (badxx) | 58.25 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 5254. | DaraMC (daramc) | 58.24 | 95% | 2017-08-04 |
| 5255. | rk (east4564) | 58.24 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5256. | Shiro (shiroamano0) | 58.22 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5257. | Charles (toxicjg) | 58.22 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5258. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 58.20 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5259. | Emily (emilydrev) | 58.20 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |