I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9670. | b (byron911) | 87.35 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 9671. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 87.35 | 98.3% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9672. | Stevne (juninight29) | 87.35 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9673. | Pop (floppying) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9674. | moh (beekalam) | 87.34 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9675. | kortdanyel (kortdanyel) | 87.33 | 95% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9676. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 87.33 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9677. | Nick (symbuh) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9678. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 87.32 | 94.4% | 2024-09-01 |
| 9679. | Earl (quickslowproplayer) | 87.32 | 96.6% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9680. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 9681. | ιΏδΉ (yaboiwierdal) | 87.32 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9682. | will (zootzootie) | 87.32 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9683. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 9684. | Albert (albastardoto) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 9685. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 9686. | SWAGCITY (jswagcity) | 87.30 | 97% | 2024-11-16 |
| 9687. | nmx (nemaxhd) | 87.30 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9688. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 87.30 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 9689. | Dirty Dan (biscuitmisclick) | 87.29 | 95.5% | 2024-10-28 |
| 9690. | π (wildreamz) | 87.29 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9691. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 87.29 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 9692. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 87.29 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9693. | Avery (ba0z1) | 87.29 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9694. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 87.29 | 95.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9695. | ok (herbaltea) | 87.29 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 9696. | Dinkle (floydisco) | 87.29 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 9697. | Ziondiac (ziondiac1) | 87.28 | 96.6% | 2023-12-12 |
| 9698. | Irellia (irellia969) | 87.28 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 9699. | sathwik (sathwik_7770) | 87.28 | 97.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |