So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8224. | robby (accidentalfail) | 89.55 | 93% | 2014-04-16 |
| 8225. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 89.55 | 96.5% | 2023-05-16 |
| 8226. | MINH (shinmyou) | 89.55 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 8227. | Richard (rbarlow) | 89.55 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
| 8228. | Anshu (achimala) | 89.55 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 8229. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 89.54 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 8230. | Chanice (mermaidsrule420) | 89.54 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8231. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 89.54 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8232. | Vexell (vexell) | 89.53 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 8233. | Xenocide (xenocidepc) | 89.53 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8234. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 89.53 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 8235. | Mrphpfan (mrphpfan) | 89.53 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 8236. | Damian here (knarku) | 89.53 | 93% | 2016-03-25 |
| 8237. | Saunders (yotipo91) | 89.52 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 8238. | Jerry (zeggie187) | 89.51 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8239. | lil beb (rawrsammeh) | 89.51 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8240. | Jos (j0ssie) | 89.50 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 8241. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 89.50 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 8242. | anT (gregorpingic) | 89.50 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 8243. | Aaron (cohensz) | 89.50 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 8244. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 89.49 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8245. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 89.49 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8246. | hong (mikeyspikey) | 89.49 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 8247. | Jason (kyajason) | 89.49 | 97% | 2011-06-16 |
| 8248. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 89.49 | 95% | 2017-02-12 |
| 8249. | Erin (ecoop) | 89.48 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8250. | Advait (epik_guy1) | 89.48 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8251. | joe (lerler246) | 89.48 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 8252. | bunbun (typerbun) | 89.48 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 8253. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 89.47 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |