So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9831. | MR (mrsystem) | 86.03 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 9832. | EdJr (edjr) | 86.03 | 99% | 2018-05-05 |
| 9833. | a (suk_) | 86.03 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 9834. | Dengara (adamino421) | 86.02 | 97% | 2012-10-15 |
| 9835. | Robert (nforcer) | 86.02 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9836. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 86.02 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
| 9837. | Pan (masmas) | 86.02 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 9838. | Tunggul (tatunk13) | 86.02 | 95% | 2012-10-11 |
| 9839. | BS (bspowerx) | 86.02 | 97% | 2012-08-08 |
| 9840. | tstats[meganoquit] (meganoq... | 86.01 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 9841. | J (kzce) | 86.01 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 9842. | Moe (valency) | 86.01 | 92% | 2016-07-26 |
| 9843. | Phu (sleepiness) | 86.01 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 9844. | Macguir (macguir) | 86.00 | 99% | 2013-04-19 |
| 9845. | kerosene (p1nar) | 86.00 | 90% | 2014-09-27 |
| 9846. | 50wpm (acc_trainee) | 86.00 | 95% | 2012-06-29 |
| 9847. | Keith (cognitive) | 85.99 | 94% | 2015-02-23 |
| 9848. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 85.99 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 9849. | David (leepictrollexd) | 85.99 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 9850. | E (eelbert) | 85.99 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 9851. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 85.98 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9852. | Jeffrey (chimobber) | 85.98 | 90% | 2016-03-17 |
| 9853. | Andre (andregraziano) | 85.98 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 9854. | Lew (eyeofth3b3hold3r) | 85.97 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 9855. | Topan (toepoon) | 85.97 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 9856. | Eric (heeric) | 85.97 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 9857. | Slawcio (slawcio_97) | 85.97 | 98.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9858. | momimomo (momimomo) | 85.97 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 9859. | Brandon (albinorhinoz) | 85.97 | 92% | 2016-09-26 |
| 9860. | Jacob (zeidler) | 85.97 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |