So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20581. | pp (electricpp) | 67.43 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 20582. | Carey (carey05059) | 67.43 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 20583. | KingG (kingg) | 67.43 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 20584. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 67.42 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 20585. | Furaha (furfur_beast) | 67.42 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 20586. | Supab (home10120) | 67.42 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 20587. | Ur (tiptoemagee) | 67.41 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
| 20588. | Nick (legnik) | 67.41 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 20589. | Z-iN (frustrated_mistakes) | 67.41 | 90% | 2013-10-05 |
| 20590. | Christian (cardonacx) | 67.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 20591. | Greg (grrg) | 67.41 | 95% | 2021-08-26 |
| 20592. | Kesa (waelve) | 67.41 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 20593. | Chatic (chatic) | 67.41 | 95.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 20594. | unmanbearpig (unmanbearpig) | 67.41 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 20595. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 67.41 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 20596. | Adam (adamx03) | 67.41 | 91% | 2017-01-23 |
| 20597. | i like typing (a_hole) | 67.40 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 20598. | Coffee (coffeesan) | 67.40 | 95% | 2022-06-18 |
| 20599. | barmijo (barmijo) | 67.40 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 20600. | james (tennis1) | 67.40 | 97% | 2012-07-29 |
| 20601. | Rodger (rodger753) | 67.40 | 96% | 2014-02-07 |
| 20602. | ダネイ (danei) | 67.40 | 94% | 2014-02-20 |
| 20603. | Chi (bunbo) | 67.40 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 20604. | Juan (oduk) | 67.39 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 20605. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 67.39 | 96.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 20606. | Joe (joemama763) | 67.39 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 20607. | Pouya (pouyav) | 67.39 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 20608. | ... (rushman) | 67.39 | 99% | 2017-10-21 |
| 20609. | Jeggett (jeggett) | 67.38 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 20610. | R (tumta) | 67.38 | 99.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |