I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9793. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 89.83 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 9794. | Jai (jaihacker) | 89.83 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9795. | Alfian (alfianzv) | 89.83 | 96.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 9796. | Andy (casuallyannoying) | 89.83 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 9797. | Felipe (elfpie) | 89.82 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9798. | aero (aeroagg15) | 89.82 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9799. | John Paul (jpasensi) | 89.82 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9800. | lrr13 (lrr13) | 89.82 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 9801. | sweaty fingers (kumis) | 89.82 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 9802. | inigo (indigo_july) | 89.82 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 9803. | Ethan (theabnormalmnm) | 89.81 | 100% | 2022-10-16 |
| 9804. | Ian (iaaannn) | 89.81 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9805. | slowpoke (slowpoker1) | 89.80 | 95% | 2025-05-27 |
| 9806. | Trevor (omusa) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 9807. | Sal (saleen) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 9808. | Sanchit (imperpetualmachine) | 89.79 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 9809. | NO WAR ON IRAN 🗿 (guppyp... | 89.78 | 99% | 2025-05-30 |
| 9810. | Huy (iloveorca) | 89.78 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 9811. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 89.78 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 9812. | Saman (kittipot1) | 89.78 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9813. | Sylumn (sylumn) | 89.77 | 98.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9814. | Joe (yeaitsjoemama) | 89.77 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 9815. | Max (slo2type) | 89.77 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 9816. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 89.77 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| 9817. | Grey (grey2) | 89.76 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 9818. | taco (tacocat0) | 89.76 | 99% | 2018-09-05 |
| 9819. | jr (jrinthecut) | 89.75 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 9820. | salem (salem_coder) | 89.75 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9821. | Zhen Qing (shinorz0721) | 89.75 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9822. | ᗜ (stenick) | 89.75 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |