Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7764. | Nift (niviman) | 95.38 | 99% | 2020-12-26 |
| 7765. | Jaime (twittler) | 95.37 | 95.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 7766. | swag (amogus6969) | 95.37 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 7767. | Pemphero (pemphero) | 95.37 | 99% | 2021-01-14 |
| 7768. | Toni (topityper) | 95.37 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 7769. | Turkey (xtra_large) | 95.37 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 7770. | Agoy (kainplayz) | 95.37 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 7771. | TheHarpDaddy (theharpdaddy) | 95.36 | 96.1% | 2024-02-23 |
| 7772. | Vinamr (h_e_y) | 95.36 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 7773. | 1234 (perfect_practice) | 95.36 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 7774. | flybot (flybot) | 95.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 7775. | Siegward (ghin) | 95.35 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7776. | Mihcael (mihcael) | 95.35 | 98.1% | 2023-07-10 |
| 7777. | illdie (illdie314) | 95.34 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 7778. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 95.34 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7779. | Sarvottam (sarvottampriyada... | 95.34 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 7780. | Yet (yet1208) | 95.33 | 98.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 7781. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 95.33 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 7782. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 95.33 | 99% | 2025-08-02 |
| 7783. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 95.33 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 7784. | 9fingerstyle (readjust) | 95.33 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 7785. | Brendan (vyshous) | 95.32 | 99% | 2022-10-24 |
| 7786. | melonimies (melonimies) | 95.32 | 95.7% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7787. | Adam (adammchanc) | 95.32 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7788. | Joseph (jmath06) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 7789. | (husian323) | 95.31 | 99.5% | 2025-05-01 |
| 7790. | LC (64tiananmen) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 7791. | ⠀___🐌⠀ (valdizney) | 95.31 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 7792. | Gavin (qwertyparty) | 95.31 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 7793. | Wasan (was_an) | 95.30 | 100% | 2025-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |