Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4958. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 40.73 | 91% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4959. | zahra (zahra_navidi) | 40.61 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4960. | Alex (mralejandro) | 40.50 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4961. | li (helloworld2333) | 40.43 | 95% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4962. | Your Time Shall... (shall_b... | 40.16 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4963. | Classy Soup (classysoup) | 39.99 | 93% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4964. | Ajoy (ajoy1661) | 39.89 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 4965. | hau (hau1228) | 39.87 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4966. | Jarren (killacherry) | 39.84 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4967. | Andrew (apsworks) | 39.76 | 91% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4968. | John (dsumedh) | 39.68 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4969. | Par (parpahoven) | 39.62 | 95% | 2019-07-09 |
| 4970. | Michael (pjcow1) | 39.61 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4971. | Brett (go271) | 39.48 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4972. | Thomas (thomawsm) | 39.37 | 94% | 2018-10-18 |
| 4973. | SM (sm07) | 39.36 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 4974. | cody (codysuh) | 39.35 | 92% | 2017-12-31 |
| 4975. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 39.25 | 94% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4976. | Farhan (ft10) | 39.22 | 92% | 2019-09-02 |
| 4977. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 38.75 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4978. | reaper (green_reaper) | 38.34 | 92% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4979. | Fola (goke) | 38.05 | 95% | 2018-08-25 |
| 4980. | fire (vivek_saini07) | 37.97 | 94% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4981. | Varun (varungopal4210) | 37.85 | 93% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4982. | Iris (isisiris) | 37.75 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4983. | See (drohbrief) | 37.59 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 4984. | ravi (ravi_thermax28) | 37.46 | 95% | 2019-02-23 |
| 4985. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 37.37 | 92% | 2020-01-14 |
| 4986. | Allritch (cleritch) | 37.26 | 94% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4987. | Ron (ronsar) | 36.82 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |