So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2815. | ⸸ (anightintexas) | 108.14 | 98% | 2016-07-28 |
| 2816. | ryan (ryanscottbarrett) | 108.14 | 97% | 2014-01-13 |
| 2817. | Justin (justinjd) | 108.14 | 95% | 2012-01-30 |
| 2818. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 108.13 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 2819. | N (nadeemoidu) | 108.13 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 2820. | pattypatpat (patpatpatv2) | 108.12 | 94% | 2014-03-04 |
| 2821. | Gary (garyboo) | 108.11 | 98% | 2017-03-23 |
| 2822. | neunelfer (neunelfer) | 108.10 | 98% | 2014-02-25 |
| 2823. | Honey Pumper (raceto100xd) | 108.10 | 100% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2824. | Jeremy (mtljer) | 108.10 | 98% | 2016-08-26 |
| 2825. | (martinshkreli) | 108.10 | 92% | 2015-12-06 |
| 2826. | (_b3n_) | 108.09 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2827. | Morris (reinheart) | 108.09 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2828. | Chase (mazziah) | 108.09 | 97% | 2013-09-21 |
| 2829. | Depak (narianu) | 108.08 | 97% | 2011-08-27 |
| 2830. | (bewilderex63) | 108.08 | 95% | 2017-03-09 |
| 2831. | Raymond (szlesh) | 108.07 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2832. | Cody (codiferous) | 108.07 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 2833. | l0ve (viperlord) | 108.06 | 99% | 2012-03-14 |
| 2834. | (krisis86) | 108.06 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 2835. | April (aclockworkapril) | 108.05 | 98% | 2011-07-16 |
| 2836. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 108.05 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 2837. | Marek (lypa) | 108.04 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2838. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 108.04 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 2839. | Eric (pamajaones) | 108.04 | 92% | 2014-05-17 |
| 2840. | Boyance (boyance) | 108.04 | 89% | 2015-04-06 |
| 2841. | Snoopy (kkoon) | 108.01 | 94% | 2015-05-21 |
| 2842. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 108.00 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 2843. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 107.99 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2844. | VivX (vivekperi) | 107.99 | 97% | 2016-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |