The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3733. | Alex (typh0n) | 59.74 | 94% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3734. | Highwire (highwire) | 59.74 | 86% | 2012-10-19 |
| 3735. | pear (pearpie) | 59.74 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 3736. | Crux (nophi) | 59.74 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| 3737. | Reudismam (reudismam) | 59.74 | 98% | 2013-10-27 |
| 3738. | Pips (pips87) | 59.74 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
| 3739. | ziad (ziadbensaada) | 59.73 | 96% | 2022-11-26 |
| 3740. | nilb (nilb) | 59.73 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 3741. | Ces (wessy) | 59.73 | 91% | 2013-02-12 |
| 3742. | klerigado (klerigado) | 59.73 | 92% | 2013-03-01 |
| 3743. | Saugat (acharya_saugat) | 59.73 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
| 3744. | Sam (galaxy_bloodcuz) | 59.71 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3745. | Michael (mrfasanating) | 59.70 | 94% | 2021-01-24 |
| 3746. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 59.70 | 97% | 2013-08-27 |
| 3747. | Aneta (annyt) | 59.70 | 97% | 2011-10-04 |
| 3748. | Amit (amitvlct) | 59.70 | 99% | 2014-02-26 |
| 3749. | Yaw (wybee) | 59.69 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
| 3750. | Sonny (plan) | 59.69 | 91% | 2011-11-22 |
| 3751. | rope (petarb) | 59.69 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
| 3752. | Michele (etbleu) | 59.69 | 96% | 2015-03-27 |
| 3753. | Hao (codh) | 59.69 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 3754. | Harvey (precisiongoat) | 59.68 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3755. | Joe (ibelaxin) | 59.68 | 93% | 2012-07-17 |
| 3756. | Ryles (ernestryles) | 59.68 | 91% | 2012-01-13 |
| 3757. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 59.68 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 3758. | liwen (taka_ul) | 59.68 | 97% | 2011-07-06 |
| 3759. | Dusty (heavyd21) | 59.68 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
| 3760. | Diory (diory) | 59.68 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 3761. | bawty rippa (bbbrandon) | 59.68 | 94% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3762. | Jack (jayers375) | 59.67 | 95% | 2012-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |