The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2433. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 114.80 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2434. | rip reckful (fictorian) | 114.78 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 2435. | Joseph (jyi9391) | 114.77 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| 2436. | W. (peachypoh) | 114.75 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| 2437. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 114.75 | 99% | 2013-01-13 |
| 2438. | Ollie (bingomaster) | 114.74 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 2439. | anty (antyboi) | 114.74 | 98.1% | 2023-06-24 |
| 2440. | Jan (janlonden) | 114.73 | 99% | 2016-01-27 |
| 2441. | Stew (steww) | 114.73 | 96% | 2012-09-15 |
| 2442. | Jakab (schttj) | 114.72 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2443. | Tom (nulien) | 114.72 | 95% | 2011-10-14 |
| 2444. | Aaron (arcfide) | 114.71 | 99% | 2016-08-14 |
| 2445. | Ryan (fantazm) | 114.71 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 2446. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 114.71 | 96% | 2016-10-11 |
| 2447. | Tyrone (nesboy) | 114.71 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 2448. | Teddy (deimondb) | 114.70 | 99% | 2015-02-08 |
| 2449. | Alexander Chen (alexanderc3... | 114.69 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 2450. | go (wingowin) | 114.69 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2451. | CodeWeaver (codeweaver) | 114.69 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
| 2452. | LA LUNA, LA BELLA LUNA (fee... | 114.68 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 2453. | Mike (mtoguro) | 114.67 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 2454. | Qi (whathaha) | 114.65 | 100% | 2022-04-19 |
| 2455. | ehsaas (_ehsaas_gupta) | 114.64 | 99.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2456. | Mary (marydish) | 114.64 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 2457. | Slowboi Vish (vish_02) | 114.64 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 2458. | DraMaTiK (dr_amatik) | 114.62 | 95% | 2014-03-20 |
| 2459. | Arjun (thepoodoo) | 114.61 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2460. | Mellow (mellowhammer) | 114.61 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 2461. | mrsfields4701 (mrsfields4701) | 114.61 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 2462. | Cesar (cesmen00) | 114.58 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |