So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15445. | Mike (mike0_0) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 15446. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.69 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 15447. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 75.69 | 96.7% | 2023-10-17 |
| 15448. | Ethan (ethanlee2006) | 75.69 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 15449. | taco (hehehetacos) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 15450. | Jason (nhtiger) | 75.69 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 15451. | flybot (flybot) | 75.69 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 15452. | Baris (rottened) | 75.69 | 90% | 2016-01-04 |
| 15453. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 75.69 | 94% | 2012-02-09 |
| 15454. | Clay (pogomurphisk) | 75.68 | 99% | 2014-04-29 |
| 15455. | Colin (nilocd) | 75.68 | 96.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15456. | sweets (lynnpineda) | 75.68 | 97% | 2015-02-09 |
| 15457. | Jaka (jakvrh1) | 75.68 | 93% | 2014-04-29 |
| 15458. | Marco (marcokristensen) | 75.67 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 15459. | Zain (balefire) | 75.67 | 93% | 2015-12-13 |
| 15460. | Gabriel (gabrielgauthier) | 75.67 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 15461. | Guest (gu35t_) | 75.66 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 15462. | Ceejay (ceejaynd) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 15463. | Kyjro (codertimeing) | 75.66 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 15464. | Will (wemmettb) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 15465. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 75.66 | 93% | 2013-07-19 |
| 15466. | Jindrich (lord_zaran) | 75.66 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 15467. | Karim (hiken) | 75.66 | 92% | 2014-02-09 |
| 15468. | Colemak (gageduke) | 75.66 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 15469. | Ovanchu (magealman) | 75.65 | 89% | 2014-02-28 |
| 15470. | Kuro (kurosamsaek) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 15471. | hadvar101 (hadvar101) | 75.65 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 15472. | rishh_ (imrishitpant) | 75.65 | 94% | 2022-06-21 |
| 15473. | Asif (orthocresol) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15474. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 75.65 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |