Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3330. | Bub (buberino) | 68.35 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 3331. | Voyteck (voyteck) | 68.34 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 3332. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 68.34 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3333. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 68.33 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 3334. | boudewijn (boudyvis) | 68.33 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3335. | Wake (awriter) | 68.33 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 3336. | Kelson (kelson448) | 68.32 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 3337. | Phil (pbona) | 68.31 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 3338. | Jacy (bohdan_danyltsiv) | 68.31 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3339. | Kyle (kyle27larson) | 68.31 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
| 3340. | Max (max_pinc) | 68.31 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 3341. | Bob (magnumtrojan) | 68.29 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 3342. | White (thewhitehawk) | 68.29 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 3343. | AJ (alquinso_) | 68.28 | 95% | 2020-07-18 |
| 3344. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 68.28 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3345. | Yoby (yobynad) | 68.25 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 3346. | code_brains (coderider) | 68.24 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3347. | pang (pangjingen) | 68.24 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3348. | Ket (ket93) | 68.23 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 3349. | J (jh42477) | 68.22 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 3350. | you (s11054) | 68.22 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 3351. | Jordan (catdog567) | 68.22 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3352. | BATMAN (liine117) | 68.21 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 3353. | Shen (shenkuo) | 68.21 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 3354. | Johan (kyjo) | 68.21 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 3355. | Pat (james52) | 68.20 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3356. | nani (typingfever) | 68.20 | 93% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3357. | Tasmaniac (tasmanias) | 68.15 | 94% | 2018-11-24 |
| 3358. | 🐌 (adas291) | 68.15 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3359. | Kristian (konpiv) | 68.14 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |