So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15477. | f1rstfloor (f1rstfloor) | 75.73 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 15478. | manoj (manoj0792) | 75.73 | 94.9% | 2023-09-07 |
| 15479. | Shahab (mygaffer) | 75.73 | 98% | 2013-09-25 |
| 15480. | Raslan (hipsterbumi) | 75.73 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 15481. | Person (ali_666_) | 75.73 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 15482. | Rat (ratoda) | 75.73 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 15483. | Ho (xderpyism) | 75.73 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 15484. | Carlos (cadu) | 75.73 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 15485. | DKTang (killnoevil) | 75.72 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 15486. | Danske (danske21) | 75.72 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15487. | David (bpsccheney) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15488. | Angus (anguseinstein1) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 15489. | dude (udead1) | 75.72 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 15490. | getfingrd (piggo1228) | 75.72 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| 15491. | medo (medocool) | 75.72 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 15492. | ரவி (mirasravi2) | 75.72 | 93% | 2013-05-29 |
| 15493. | Maubog (maubog) | 75.71 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 15494. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 75.71 | 96% | 2019-08-11 |
| 15495. | Sike (creme_egg) | 75.71 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 15496. | code_brains (coderider) | 75.71 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 15497. | Zihad (zihadeasin) | 75.71 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 15498. | Ville-Markus (wiliwins) | 75.71 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 15499. | Vishal (vishalb) | 75.71 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 15500. | Novelli (novelli) | 75.71 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 15501. | Kiwiwings (carmenbrouwer12) | 75.70 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 15502. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 75.70 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 15503. | jakis (myron) | 75.70 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 15504. | Austin (xaqilz) | 75.70 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 15505. | John (jgrasso4) | 75.70 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 15506. | Xix (xixx) | 75.69 | 93% | 2015-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |