As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22922. | Courage (couragekim) | 53.52 | 93% | 2019-06-28 |
22923. | Pragyan (satisfiedmagma) | 53.51 | 95% | 2021-12-04 |
22924. | John (skald) | 53.51 | 92% | 2015-10-27 |
22925. | Sandi (sandisetiawan444) | 53.51 | 94% | 2017-02-15 |
22926. | Vojta (asrvojta) | 53.51 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
22927. | Keng Soon (kengsoon11) | 53.50 | 94% | 2016-01-24 |
22928. | Maruf Hasan (mehad605) | 53.50 | 95% | 2023-01-06 |
22929. | clover (fat_baby_hippo_312) | 53.50 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
22930. | Johnny (muzuki) | 53.50 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
22931. | Abdulrahman (abdulrahmanshe... | 53.50 | 93% | 2016-12-01 |
22932. | raj (the_karna) | 53.49 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
22933. | Tatum (beryl_bee) | 53.49 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
22934. | Loo (lojai) | 53.49 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
22935. | Wes (swes) | 53.49 | 99% | 2016-02-23 |
22936. | Kenneth (kenneth573) | 53.48 | 94.1% | 2021-02-18 |
22937. | ren (kionghua) | 53.48 | 96% | 2017-04-09 |
22938. | coder (coderasad) | 53.47 | 95% | 2023-07-19 |
22939. | Hakim (hakimhmm) | 53.47 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
22940. | FreePalestine spicycatgames... | 53.47 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
22941. | Shishir S Arvety (shishir_s) | 53.46 | 93% | 2023-09-03 |
22942. | tractor brain (tractorbrain) | 53.46 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
22943. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 53.46 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
22944. | Kon (training_to_type) | 53.45 | 94% | 2023-03-21 |
22945. | Dabay (dabay) | 53.45 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
22946. | Lam (lamnv) | 53.45 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
22947. | Tommy (toompe) | 53.45 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
22948. | mk (ekoam) | 53.44 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
22949. | Raul (rch231) | 53.44 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
22950. | Abdulelah (hansan) | 53.44 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
22951. | Edvaize (edvaize) | 53.44 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |