As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24509. | elmajico (elmajico) | 47.72 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24510. | gcdashsj (gcdashsj) | 47.72 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 24511. | spudnick (spudnick47) | 47.71 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 24512. | Waido (waidowai) | 47.70 | 93% | 2017-02-28 |
| 24513. | Tamir (tamir_ganbat) | 47.70 | 96% | 2018-03-17 |
| 24514. | murat (muraty) | 47.69 | 83% | 2016-06-14 |
| 24515. | jk5621 (jk5621) | 47.69 | 94% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24516. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 47.69 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 24517. | Avram (robertckk) | 47.69 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24518. | Besher (baj2000) | 47.69 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 24519. | Reckt (reckt) | 47.68 | 94% | 2018-03-14 |
| 24520. | Anson (a_c_) | 47.67 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 24521. | Yeet (binxinh) | 47.67 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 24522. | Pickle (picklehater) | 47.66 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 24523. | sadflöjk (kjlahsdf) | 47.66 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 24524. | Muhammad Shobuz (mr_uranus) | 47.66 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24525. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 47.65 | 93% | 2023-04-10 |
| 24526. | Eros (georgepanta) | 47.65 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 24527. | Viet (pooperawesome) | 47.65 | 90% | 2016-09-15 |
| 24528. | Deepak (coder_deepak) | 47.65 | 94% | 2022-11-18 |
| 24529. | kris (bunsowo) | 47.65 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 24530. | Chino (chinotorres_142) | 47.64 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24531. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 47.64 | 94% | 2020-06-14 |
| 24532. | Asra (asra_) | 47.63 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 24533. | Dante (flukierclient33) | 47.63 | 94.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24534. | Andreas (psibar) | 47.63 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 24535. | antonio (antony361) | 47.61 | 91% | 2018-10-21 |
| 24536. | Avatar 2 (kingkiller) | 47.61 | 92% | 2016-11-23 |
| 24537. | kelpy (kelpy2004) | 47.60 | 94% | 2022-10-30 |
| 24538. | Ryan (shiroeraiyn) | 47.60 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |