As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21579. | Akiraming (akiraming) | 58.08 | 97.5% | 2023-07-18 |
| 21580. | Hasyim (hasyimashari666) | 58.08 | 89% | 2017-05-25 |
| 21581. | Joshua (sonofanfiel96) | 58.08 | 87% | 2015-10-28 |
| 21582. | AGSA (agsa) | 58.07 | 96% | 2025-02-18 |
| 21583. | Chris (chrisp3oh) | 58.07 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 21584. | atzy (atzy) | 58.07 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 21585. | Max (fekkemax) | 58.07 | 89% | 2016-12-09 |
| 21586. | Changnam (rotoflemf) | 58.07 | 90% | 2015-04-26 |
| 21587. | krsko55 (krsko55) | 58.06 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 21588. | Toilybay (tikava) | 58.06 | 94% | 2022-12-20 |
| 21589. | Ash (shadow20001r) | 58.06 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
| 21590. | Free (just_free2318) | 58.05 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 21591. | RjTvqH (rjtvqh) | 58.05 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 21592. | stuphadrun (stuphadrun) | 58.05 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 21593. | Ghoz (napatzat) | 58.05 | 90% | 2015-07-23 |
| 21594. | Mochamad Nurkhayal (mnkadafi) | 58.05 | 93% | 2016-12-24 |
| 21595. | luuk (thix_ice_) | 58.04 | 95% | 2023-06-04 |
| 21596. | Dhruv (codenta) | 58.04 | 94% | 2022-03-30 |
| 21597. | hamdan (hamdankh) | 58.04 | 94.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 21598. | Enzo (60wpmwhat) | 58.03 | 86% | 2015-04-09 |
| 21599. | RM (shilabirdy) | 58.03 | 94% | 2022-05-28 |
| 21600. | kevin (vampiric) | 58.03 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 21601. | thynic (thynic) | 58.03 | 96.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 21602. | Kareem (kareemayman) | 58.03 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 21603. | Doctor (freakahontas) | 58.03 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 21604. | Adnilem (adnilem1647) | 58.02 | 95% | 2022-08-06 |
| 21605. | Andrul (andrul) | 58.02 | 94% | 2021-08-25 |
| 21606. | Zack (tehlife) | 58.02 | 94% | 2021-01-18 |
| 21607. | Saeed (tanhatan2007) | 58.02 | 94.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 21608. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 58.02 | 97% | 2016-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |