So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3458. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 105.16 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3459. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 105.16 | 95% | 2013-12-19 |
| 3460. | Burger (burgercheese) | 105.15 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 3461. | Marc (thetoe) | 105.14 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 3462. | hauwiee (paerody) | 105.14 | 97% | 2011-11-08 |
| 3463. | Brad (kidkritter) | 105.13 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 3464. | Teenyah (teenyah) | 105.13 | 91% | 2013-02-03 |
| 3465. | Dustin (dustinannilov) | 105.11 | 99% | 2023-06-03 |
| 3466. | :) (riqui) | 105.11 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 3467. | Chris (havackus) | 105.11 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 3468. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 105.11 | 96% | 2015-03-28 |
| 3469. | Richard (blueark88) | 105.11 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 3470. | Martin (auditorelife) | 105.10 | 88% | 2012-12-17 |
| 3471. | A (zhaoyun) | 105.10 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 3472. | HTT (diamond99007) | 105.09 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 3473. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 105.09 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 3474. | blake the fake (blakethefake) | 105.08 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3475. | Del (pong_p) | 105.08 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 3476. | CodeMyName (codemyname) | 105.08 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3477. | No Way (shefakala) | 105.07 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 3478. | Tundae (dukunchu) | 105.07 | 96% | 2012-07-07 |
| 3479. | butterfingers (butterfinger... | 105.06 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
| 3480. | tim (timu) | 105.06 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 3481. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 105.06 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 3482. | Cizzo (mrcizzo) | 105.06 | 91% | 2016-03-25 |
| 3483. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 105.05 | 98% | 2014-11-01 |
| 3484. | Elise (alyssea) | 105.05 | 100% | 2014-03-20 |
| 3485. | colobob (colobob) | 105.03 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3486. | Paul (niceonebrah) | 105.02 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 3487. | Kyle (sbm66) | 105.02 | 97% | 2013-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |