With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11246. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 81.21 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 11247. | Joe (civicox) | 81.20 | 96.6% | 2024-04-08 |
| 11248. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 81.20 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 11249. | rvlx (rvlx) | 81.20 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 11250. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 81.20 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11251. | Vu (3nim3) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11252. | Jason (moocrew) | 81.20 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 11253. | Mekrigen (mekrigen) | 81.19 | 97.7% | 2024-08-27 |
| 11254. | i_type_fast_with_good_postu... | 81.19 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 11255. | Stable (delux77) | 81.19 | 99% | 2017-07-09 |
| 11256. | Adarsha (adarshap) | 81.19 | 96% | 2020-03-09 |
| 11257. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 81.18 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11258. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 81.18 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 11259. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 81.18 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 11260. | Jamie (riuma) | 81.18 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 11261. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 81.18 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 11262. | Piotr (codemate) | 81.17 | 98.2% | 2025-03-16 |
| 11263. | Ghost (ghost_animator) | 81.17 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 11264. | Ele (luminelexx) | 81.17 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 11265. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 81.16 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 11266. | Juggle (juggle6) | 81.16 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 11267. | urbanliner (urbanliner) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 11268. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 81.15 | 97.7% | 2025-05-30 |
| 11269. | Espen Oliver (masterabsinthe) | 81.15 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 11270. | xMiiNTY (xmiinty) | 81.15 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 11271. | Kenny (vkonc) | 81.15 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11272. | Randallson (dvorak) (hheli) | 81.15 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 11273. | GunFerret (gunferret) | 81.14 | 98% | 2025-12-29 |
| 11274. | Dagreenshiz (greeny91) | 81.14 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 11275. | Elias (eddyede) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |