Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2991. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 69.81 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2992. | Mia (yalllikefeet) | 69.81 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2993. | Preticle (preticle) | 69.79 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 2994. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 69.79 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2995. | andrew (papayasalad) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 2996. | Mikko (mkrk) | 69.74 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 2997. | Kevin (omgitsblobfish) | 69.73 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2998. | Daan (macdann6) | 69.67 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2999. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 69.64 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 3000. | Younus (younuskhan) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 3001. | Godson. (hastafrican) | 69.62 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3002. | Tad (trashtofu) | 69.61 | 95% | 2019-07-11 |
| 3003. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 69.61 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 3004. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 69.59 | 96% | 2018-07-16 |
| 3005. | jmarttinen (jmarttinen) | 69.58 | 94% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3006. | Nelson (nelsonzheng) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 3007. | amy (rose51203) | 69.56 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3008. | sakula (sakula1990) | 69.56 | 99% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3009. | Val (codehacker707) | 69.56 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 3010. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 69.53 | 94% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3011. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 69.52 | 96% | 2018-08-26 |
| 3012. | Panod (l3est) | 69.52 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 3013. | Wenny (wenny_) | 69.50 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 3014. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 69.50 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3015. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 69.50 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3016. | BananaPie1254TN (bananapie1... | 69.50 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 3017. | fthe (fthe) | 69.50 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3018. | Kazer (kazer02) | 69.49 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 3019. | Taser (taser) | 69.49 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 3020. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 69.49 | 93% | 2020-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |