What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 961. | Shoon (shouenlee10) | 89.88 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 962. | Will (greggaz) | 89.82 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 963. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 89.78 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 964. | Timothy (dingamer) | 89.77 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 965. | Alex (alexveonneth) | 89.74 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 966. | Charlie (swordmole) | 89.72 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 967. | infolepsy (acceleradiance) | 89.71 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 968. | Brando (bolivo12) | 89.71 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 969. | ejkeep (ejkeep_topre) | 89.69 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 970. | Jeremy (jeremyn) | 89.68 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 971. | pong (darrenoyyp95) | 89.67 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 972. | Evu (chingching22) | 89.64 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 973. | Phu (sleepiness) | 89.62 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 974. | Jakob (type_to_learn) | 89.61 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 975. | Quinn (stenoracer) | 89.60 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 976. | ㅤ (clarified) | 89.60 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 977. | Val (codehacker707) | 89.58 | 96% | 2019-12-23 |
| 978. | F u r u y á (furuya) | 89.57 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 979. | Alex (awong019) | 89.57 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 980. | Zane (zgivans33) | 89.54 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 981. | Mr. Penizfaes (gokewho) | 89.54 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 982. | Charles (jonchurst) | 89.54 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 983. | hplr (rkg0612) | 89.52 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 984. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 89.49 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 985. | Fexo (fexer) | 89.48 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 986. | Eshan (eshan1618) | 89.47 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 987. | DickK (saltybokchoy) | 89.47 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| 988. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 89.46 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 989. | Angel (angel8192) | 89.44 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
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