I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1787. | zeer (zeer) | 122.60 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1788. | Georgia (coolioyo) | 122.59 | 98.1% | 2025-02-28 |
| 1789. | darlee (dgoma52) | 122.59 | 98.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 1790. | Vincent (vincent2005) | 122.58 | 98.2% | 2023-05-27 |
| 1791. | zoozs (axu8888) | 122.57 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1792. | tlbi (tla109) | 122.57 | 98.5% | 2025-04-25 |
| 1793. | john (johnmarco123) | 122.56 | 99% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1794. | (clouhhd_) | 122.53 | 98.1% | 2023-12-09 |
| 1795. | pillbug (cwilkinson) | 122.53 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 1796. | Conning (conning) | 122.51 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 1797. | Neanderthal (alacrity95) | 122.51 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1798. | InterLude (interlude) | 122.50 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1799. | Todd (jeez560) | 122.49 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 1800. | salad fingers (guuul) | 122.48 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1801. | Kurosaki (kurosaki930) | 122.47 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1802. | Ryan Kim (gardenhoe) | 122.47 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1803. | quirino (codeforces) | 122.46 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 1804. | (slithical) | 122.46 | 98.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1805. | Twitch.tv/RushHour3OnDVD (r... | 122.42 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 1806. | (mymymy141) | 122.41 | 96.3% | 2023-12-22 |
| 1807. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 122.40 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 1808. | Nick (novelkeycreams) | 122.38 | 98% | 2025-05-24 |
| 1809. | Fingers (fingersgofast) | 122.38 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 1810. | Liam (lboldridge15) | 122.37 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 1811. | tambii (aid1337) | 122.37 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 1812. | joao (cnjao) | 122.34 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 1813. | (robby250) | 122.33 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 1814. | A (dragon02) | 122.33 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 1815. | Erik (the__cpl) | 122.32 | 99% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1816. | FatPanduh (fatpanduh) | 122.31 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |