As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2863. | KitsunΓ© (kitsunekitty) | 107.01 | 98% | 2024-08-11 |
| 2864. | JGB ππΉ (jgb000) | 107.00 | 99.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2865. | Gabriel (atdc_raigeki) | 107.00 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 2866. | heng (xshadowlegendx) | 106.99 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 2867. | bk (thebriankwon) | 106.98 | 98.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 2868. | Sugandese (arjeyoo) | 106.98 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 2869. | ππ΄πππ ͺ (infer... | 106.97 | 99.1% | 2024-01-24 |
| 2870. | Samuel (kellykellogs) | 106.97 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 2871. | Drew (drews12321) | 106.97 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 2872. | Bizz (bizatch) | 106.97 | 98% | 2015-07-06 |
| 2873. | keeb (keeb1) | 106.96 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 2874. | Samson (samsung_chow) | 106.93 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 2875. | Tabs (aptex) | 106.92 | 98.5% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2876. | rappers delight (metralleta) | 106.92 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2877. | Andrew (soccerbear) | 106.91 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 2878. | Bo (iambochen) | 106.91 | 94% | 2017-02-04 |
| 2879. | a (sophie3333) | 106.90 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 2880. | quirino (codeforces) | 106.90 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 2881. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 106.90 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 2882. | Violet Evergarden (eizen) | 106.90 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 2883. | Leslie (zhalie) | 106.89 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 2884. | t0shy (t0shyy) | 106.86 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 2885. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 106.84 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 2886. | Jacob (jl99) | 106.83 | 100% | 2015-12-08 |
| 2887. | Button (mhd0) | 106.82 | 99% | 2017-09-14 |
| 2888. | Mahrue (mahrue) | 106.81 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| 2889. | qui (_quixoticc) | 106.80 | 99% | 2025-03-28 |
| 2890. | loois (gorgontes) | 106.80 | 99.3% | 2024-10-23 |
| 2891. | Spencer (sykkennedy) | 106.80 | 94% | 2016-04-11 |
| 2892. | Pakistan (muhammadrizwan) | 106.79 | 98.6% | 2025-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |