I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8371. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 90.92 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 8372. | 12region (bikg) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8373. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 8374. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 90.91 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8375. | Ethan (queuequeueqq) | 90.91 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8376. | Jose Antonio (jarceantonio) | 90.91 | 100% | 2024-02-05 |
| 8377. | udo (deep231199) | 90.91 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 8378. | Alejandro (alexrex0) | 90.90 | 97.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 8379. | Anders (anders623) | 90.90 | 96.9% | 2024-10-18 |
| 8380. | Daniel (dannegrindar) | 90.90 | 97.8% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8381. | inlaidwater (inlaidwater) | 90.90 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 8382. | Joker_Lobo (waleed_lobo) | 90.89 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 8383. | Giuseppe (shmebulock2) | 90.89 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 8384. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 90.89 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8385. | gabe (gaberhone) | 90.89 | 96.9% | 2024-03-24 |
| 8386. | ben (sfzzz) | 90.89 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8387. | Sami (codebro) | 90.88 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8388. | offblacc (vekikornjaca) | 90.88 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 8389. | Stuart (sn98) | 90.88 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 8390. | Roger (rogergnay) | 90.88 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8391. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 90.88 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 8392. | Rob (largactyl) | 90.87 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 8393. | Nikola (burkanslanina) | 90.87 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 8394. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 90.87 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8395. | Nobody (kinghades) | 90.86 | 98% | 2024-03-05 |
| 8396. | Bruh (bruhmoem) | 90.86 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 8397. | Caleb (awsumbabysnarl) | 90.86 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 8398. | Notan (ramenski) | 90.86 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 8399. | Gina (nannelcam) | 90.85 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8400. | Echo (zaffir) | 90.85 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |